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Bombing Iraq – I Thought We Had Won! – By Bob On The Pot
I had the morning off waiting for Curry’s to deliver the new flat screen TV. It’s got surround sound, radar, sonar and a missile launching system. Naturally they didn’t turn up. The curly Kale diet was...
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Wonga To Manage Foodbanks – Ian Duncan Smith Hails New Approach
Gfb has learned that Payday loan company Wonga are to set up Foodbanks in England. The move has received the backing of the Secretary of State for Work and Fuckery, Iain Drunken-Spliff who said,...
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IKEA’s Stacking System For Elderly – Ian Duncan Smith Hails New Approach
Ian Drunken-Spliff – Secretary of State for Knobheadedness has employed IKEA to develop a revolutionary stacking system to warehouse Pensioners. The system, known as “NANSTACK” is believed by...
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“Lash The Fat To Houses To Save Energy!” Says Ian Duncan Smith
Secretary of State for Work and Fuckery, Iain Drunken-Spliff wants to lash fat people to houses to drive down energy consumption in the UK as part of the Government’s Green agenda. IDS told Gfb, “I’m...
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“I Was Taking Drugs For Britain!” Says Crackhead In The Cupboard
Hi Kids, It is your duty to take drugs! As the Government now includes proceeds from drugs and prostitution in official statistics I am proud that my Crack habit has helped pull the country out of...
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Tony Blair Calls On The USA To Bomb Scotland
Narcissistic loon Tony Blair has called upon President Obama to bomb Glasgow as he is convinced the Islamic State has gained a foothold in the land of the Kilted. As he told GFB, “I was with the Chairs...
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WHOOPS! Prince Charles in expletive laden tirade about the Scottish
Gingerfightback’s Hugh Pugh-Barney-McGrew was interviewing the heir apparent about his love of courgettes when Chas blurted into the microphone, “I’m sick of these Jock arsewipes moaning about how hard...
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One Direction’s Plea To Scotland – World Exclusive!
Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb’s Showbusiness Editor, Matt Finish that their new single “We love you Jock. Och Aye The Noo We Do” The Thatcher Remix – will be released @ 7...
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Sean Connery Talks About Independence – As Told To Oily George
Oily, When I look at a photo of you I think of one word. Sexy Beast. More importantly what are your views on whether Scotland should become an independent McNation. Jock McJock, Jocktown McOily...
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Cameron’s Final Gamble! “Gingers Must Wear Burkhas!”
British PM David Cameron has played a dastardly final card in his bid to cling to power. BANNING GINGERS FROM PUBLIC VIEW! As he trails pointless oaf Ed Miliband in the polls, the posh boy “Who cares...
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Bull Pull – The Craze That Is Sweeping The World!
Hello, As Shakespeare wrote, “Tis, Twas, Aforesaid herewith are we not yet more than but could we be? Advance yonder light and rest upon my girded goatee.” Couldn’t have put it better myself. Here are...
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